Tonight, when you get that special lady back to your place...

"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve) 02/14/2014 at 15:59 • Filed to: None

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Light some candles, pour her a glass of wine, and play her this:

You'll have so much sex.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > PanchoVilleneuve ST 02/14/2014 at 16:01

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Only 9 in a package? I eat like 20 in one sitting.

HammerheadFistpunch > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 02/14/2014 at 16:04

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The best part about that? They come in packs of 9 like you said, but the cooking instructions:

to cook 4 do this

to cook 12 do this

to cook 24.....wait a second...

No instructions for 9? not even multiples of 9?!

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > HammerheadFistpunch 02/14/2014 at 16:08

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the boxes you can get from costco come with six packs of 12 and have instructions for cooking 12. But my method is always the same, throw full tray in microwave, cook until hotter than the surface of the sun, take bite of one, burn mouth, yell profanities, set aside, forget about them for 30 minutes, eat lukewarm in shame.

$kaycog > PanchoVilleneuve ST 02/14/2014 at 16:08

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Oh, yeah! Bagel Bites will do it every time.

HammerheadFistpunch > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 02/14/2014 at 16:09

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The Costco ones are the ones I'm referring too, they are in 6 packs of 9. Annoying.

Brian Silvestro > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 02/14/2014 at 16:10

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COTD

Laughing so hard

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > HammerheadFistpunch 02/14/2014 at 16:10

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Weird the ones i get from costco are six packs of 12.

Roberto G. > HammerheadFistpunch 02/14/2014 at 16:12

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Out of a bag of 9, cook 4.

5 are left.

Buy another bag of 9, add 3 from your 5 and get 12.

Cook 'em.

Buy a bag of 9.

Add your 2 and get 11.

Cook 'em like they were 12.

Not much difference.

Thank me.

Jayhawk Jake > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ 02/14/2014 at 16:14

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You forgot a step. Pick up, realize it's too hot to hold, yell profanities, put in mouth anyways.

AddMustard > PanchoVilleneuve ST 02/14/2014 at 16:20

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Really? I don't think I was having that much sex when I was 12....